一頓歷時89分鐘,價值274元的晚餐。一對男女戀人步出餐廳。 Labels: Inspirations Thoughts
男的吃這頓飯吃得好辛苦,因他85分鐘都用了來想著公司的那份計劃書該怎樣做,
幸好女的一點也不發覺他心不在焉。
女的對男的說:「現在不算太晚,你不用送我了,我自己回家吧。」
明天就要交計劃書的男友,"立刻"答:
「好呀!那你小心點了,回家致電給我 吧。再見。」
男的飛快回家,去埋首他的工作,他不停的做直致電話響起。
他看看鐘原來已經半夜三 時許,是誰這麼夜來電'
他接過電話, 原來是他的未來外母:
「我女兒現在還沒回家,你不 是和她去了吃飯嗎'她怎樣了,我好怕......」
男的才記起女的說回到家後會致電他報 平安,
但現在已經夜半二、三時她為什麼還不回家。
男的心亂如麻,最後還是報警求助 。
去到警局,警員問他: [ 她失蹤時的衣著是'」
男的:「這...她......想不起來...」
警員:「不打緊,你先放鬆一下,那衣服的顏色總會記得吧'藍色' 紅色'」
男的:「我...我只想著份計劃書,吃飯也低下頭...我不曾看過她的...」
警員:「她的髮型呢'長髮'短髮'」
男的:「我跟她一起很多年了...我所以...怎麼她的東西我一點也想不起...」
警員:「你說她是你女友,你們最近很少見面嗎'怎會連髮型也不知道,那她有帶
? ?? ?? ?? ???首飾 , 手袋嗎'」 男的也是無言以對。
離開警局,男的覺得很驚訝,驚訝他對女友的"不上心"。
多年來他已把愛情的感覺當成 一種 習慣,就連對他的女友也"習以為常",
已經不把她放在心上了。
已過了三天,女的還是音訊全無,這三天男的除了擔心女友的安危,
就是不停的想:「她的髮型、她的衣著,我怎會不知道的!我一定要記起來!」
這夜,男的經過一條幽黑、灰暗的長街,竟看見女的就站在長街的盡頭。
男的高興得跑向她,想緊緊的擁抱她。
但走到女友的面前他就改變了主意,他雙手按著女友的肩膊,說:
「等一下,先不要動。讓我看清楚你,你的頭髮、你的衣著,我要好好的記著。
? ???回想起那晚,其實是你發現我還有工作在身,想我早點回家工作而叫我不用送你的。
? ???一直以來只有你還關心我的感受,而我卻不理會你。
? ???但不要緊,我已知道應怎樣去愛你、珍惜你。
? ???相信 我,你的一切一切今後都會常在我心中的。」
女的:「你終於都懂得理會我的感受,懂得珍惜我了...可惜已經太遲......」
男的忽然醒過來,原來剛才的是一場夢。
夢醒後男的努力去想,夢中女友的衣著、髮型,但還是記不起來.....
隔天,男的終於再見到他的女友,就是在警員帶他到殮房認屍的時候......
望著躺在停屍間的女友,男的哭著說:
「我終於知道你的髮型,衣著,我現在才 真正的看真你。我會記著的,永遠都會記著的...
? ? 我剛想到要珍惜你...你醒醒呀...不要就這樣離開我好嗎......」
男的剛學會珍惜, 卻已後悔莫及。現在他除了哭泣,就什麼都做不了......
也許你常發現我一直凝望著你!你問我看什麼呢？
我笑笑的回答....沒什麼 ,只是想將你的一切記在心裏 ,在見不到你時細細回味..........
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Saturday, September 30, 2006
把握
posted by JoN3d!5oN @ 09:01
★ 給在戀愛中及想戀愛的男女 ★
女生的心很脆弱~~~ Labels: Inspirations Thoughts
常因為你的小體貼而感動，如果你一直對我好 我可能就會喜歡你
女生的感情很豐富~~~
喜歡你的我，會毫不保留的付出，天真的認為有天你就會懂
女生的心很容易受傷~~~
所以我不輕易說出口~~~假如期望落空了，傷心難過很不好受
女生的心很倔強 ~~~
總希望你先說，如果你也猶豫不決...
或許我們就這樣錯過...再來後悔為何當初不說......
男生的心很脆弱~~~
常常因為妳的小動作而心碎，如果妳一直若即若離，我怎麼敢喜歡妳
男生的心思很細密~~~
喜歡妳的我，會不計一切的付出，單純的以為你會懂得珍惜
男生的愛很不容易說出口~~~
因為一旦說出口，或許再也沒有或許了，彼此悲傷見面真的很不好受
男生的心很懦弱~~~
總怕傷心而緊閉雙唇，或許一打開雙唇盡吐心語後
就會後悔當初為何不乖乖沉靜在那片刻的幸福中.....
posted by JoN3d!5oN @ 09:01
★ 好好珍惜 ★
看到一個深愛著你的人為你而改變 Labels: Inspirations Thoughts
因為愛你，他收起他的頑固脾氣
因為愛你，他對別人都以感謝的心
因為愛你，他把你的興趣也變成是他的興趣
喜歡一個人是沒有原因的
他無悔的付出，都認為是值得的，只要能和相愛的人在一起...
其實我們的身邊都有一些這樣的人，只是我們還沒發現...
最懂你的人，總是會一直的在你身邊守護你，不讓你有一絲的委屈...
真正愛你的人，不會說許多愛你的話卻會做許多愛你的事...
如果你身邊有這樣的人的話，請你好好珍惜...........
posted by JoN3d!5oN @ 09:00
Personal Test!!!
Take a piece of paper and write down the answers.. The Labels: Inspirations Thoughts
analysis is in the end....
Situation:
You are in a deep deep forest... as you walk on you
saw an old hut standing there
(1) What is the status of the door?
(Opened/closed)
You enter the hut and see a table...
(2) What is the shape of the table?
(Round/Oval/Square/Rectangle/Triangle)
On top of the table there is a vase... in the vase
there is water.
(3) How much water is it filled up with?
(Full/Half/Empty)
(4) and what is the vase made of?
[(Glass/porcelain/clay)(metal/plastic/wood)]
You walk out of the hut... as you carry on your walk
in the forest... you see a waterfall from far...
there is water running down...
(5) What is the speed of the water?
(Choose a number ranging from 0 to 10)
Some time after the waterfall... you step on something
hard on the ground... as you look down... you see
glistening gold in colour. You bend down and pick it
up... it is a keychain chained with keys...
(6) How many key /keys you see hanging on the
keychain?
(Choose a number ranging from 1 to 10)
You walk on and on... trying to find your way out...
suddenly you see a castle.
(7) What is the condition of the castle?
(Old/new)
You enter the castle and saw a pool of murky water
with shining jewels floating on it...
(8) Will you pick up the jewel?
(YES/NO)
Next to the murky pool... there's another pool... with
clear water and money floating on it...
(9) Will you pick the money?
(YES/NO)
Walking to the end of the castle there is an exit...
you proceed to walk out of the castle. Outside the
exit, there is big garden, you see a box on the
ground.
(10) What is the size of the box?
(small/medium/big)
(11) What is the material of the box?
(cardboard/paper/wooden/metal)
There is a bridge in the garden some distance away
from the box,
(12) What is the bridge made of?
(metal/wooden/rattan)
Across the bridge, there is a horse.
(13) What is the colour of the horse?
(white/grey/brown/black)
(14) What is the horse doing?
(still and quiet/nibbling grass/running about)
OH NO!!! There is a tornado coming... some distance
from the horse. You have 3 options:
(i) run and hide in the box?
(ii) run and hide under the bridge?
(iii) run to the horse, ride on and gallop away?
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Here are the interpretations:
(1) The door:
opened door - you are a person who is willing to share
closed door - you are a person who is keeping things
to yourself
(2) The table:
Round/oval - any friends that came along, you will
accept and trust them completely
Square/rectangle - you are a bit more choosy on
friends and only hangout with those whom you think are
on the same frequency
Triangle - you are really very very picky about
friends and there are not many friends in your life
(3) Water in vase:
Empty - your life is not fulfilled
Half filled - what you want in your life is half
fullfilled
Full - your life is completely fulfilled and good for
you! :)
(4) Material of vase:
glass/clay/porcelain - you are weak in your life and
tends to be fragile
metal/plastic/wood - you are strong in your life
(5) Flow of waterfall:
0 - no sex drive at all
1 to 4 - low sex drive
5 - average sex drive
6 to 9 - high sex drive
10 - gone case!!! super high sex drive!!! Can't live
without sex...
(6) Keys:
1 - you have one good friend in your life
2 to 5 - you have a few good friends in your life
6 to 10 - you have a lot good friends
(7) Castle:
Old - shows that your last relationship is not a good
one and is not memorable to you.
New - your last relationship is good and it's still
fresh in your heart.
(8) The jewel from the murky pool water:
YES - when your partner is around you, you will flirt
around with others.
NO - when your partner is around, you will stick
around with him/her most of the time.
(9) The money from the clear water pool:
YES - even when your partner is not around you, you
will still flirt around with others.
NO - even when your partner is not around, you will
still think of her and and will be loyal to her, not
flirting around with others.
(10) The size of the box:
small - low ego
medium - average ego
big - high ego
(11) Material of the box (outlook of the box):
cardboard/paper/wooden(non-shining) - humble
personality
metal - proud and stuck up personality
(12) The material of the bridge:
metal bridge - have very strong bond with your friends
wooden bridge - average bond with your friends
rattan bridge - you are not in good terms with your
friends
(13) Colour of the horse:
white - your partner is pure and good in your heart.
grey/brown - your partner is only average in your
heart.
black - your partner doesn't seem to be good in your
heart and appears to be bad sign.
(14) Horse action:
still and quiet/nibbling grass - your partner is a
very homely and humble person.
running about - your partner is a wild type person.
This the last but most important part of the test.
From how I ended the story... a tornado approaches...
What are you going do? There are only 3 options:
(i) run and hide in the box?
(ii) run and hide under the bridge?
(iii) run to the horse, ride on and gallop away?
What will you choose?
Now, the above is signified by these things:
tornado - problems in your life
box - you
bridge - your friends
horse - your partner
(i) So if you choose the box, you keep your problems
to yourself whenever you are met with problems.
(ii) or if you choose the bridge, you will go to your
friends whenever y! ou are m et problems.
(iii) or lastly if you choose the horse, you seek your
partner whenever your partner whenever you are met
with problems.
So if you think this is worth to take some time to
send it to your friends, then you are a friend indeed.
Or you think it is kind of true, you can also send it
to your friends cause you are true too.
posted by JoN3d!5oN @ 08:46
Saturday, September 23, 2006
You're Always By My Side.......(very touching)
A man was walking across the road when he met with an accident. The impact was on his head which caused him to be in a coma for 2 days. When he opened his eyes, his wife was by his side. Labels: Jokes
He told her (in tears), "When I was struggling with my studies in the University, I failed again and again. Sometimes I even have to re-take my papers. You were there by my side, encouraging me to go on trying."
She squeezed his hands as he continued, "When I went for major interviews and failed to clinch any of the jobs, you were there, cutting out the job ads for me to apply..."
He added, " ...then I started working in this little firm and finally got a big contract. I blew it because of a small mistake. But you are still there for me." His wife was in tears.
The man said, "I finally got a job after being laid off for quite some time. But I never seem to be promoted and my hard work was not recognised. I remained in the same position from the day I joined the company till now.You are still beside me..."
His wife's tears trickled down as she listened to him, "And now I met with an accident and when I woke up, you are here with me. There's something I really like to say to you..." She flung herself on the bed and hug her husband, sobbing with
deep emotion. Finally her husband said,.............
"I think you bring me bad luck-lah."
posted by JoN3d!5oN @ 23:41
Friday, September 22, 2006
A half-day in Malaysia, KUKUP!!!
Today is an awaited day for my branch mini cohesion to Malaysia, Kukup trip for seafood. We went to work as usual and yet in the morning we celebrated Mooncake festival plus those whose birthday falls on Sep. We had roti prata with mooncake, though the combination is kinda weird but who care so much abt it when in the afternoon we will head to Malaysia, Kukup for our seafood session. We have a total of nine people going to Malaysia initially. We had our branch head, Ms Ding, 2ICs, Mdm Lily, previous CQMS, Mr Edward & his GF (invited guest), Nicholas (gg to ord), Hairi and Khasnur (main organising commitee), Steve (Mr Blur), myself and my cousin Patrick (special guest). We had two cars that will drive us there. Labels: Happy Moments
We supposed to meet at 12pm to head towards Malaysia asap when all the people gathered. Yet however, due to unforseen circumstances, Mr edward's gf was late, to be precise, very late and hence we were delayed for the whole journey. Since we had two cars, we were split into 2 groups of course with Hairi the driver with vehicle commander, Khasnur, with Ms Ding, Patrick, Steve and myself in the MVP heading to Ms Ding's house to put her stuff and wait for the rest to them to meet us at the checkpoint. The other cars of course left with Mr Edward who was driving, with Mdm Lily, Nicholas and Edward's gf. As mention earlier that, Edward's gf was late, we only manage to enter Malaysia at 2pm. Our first stop destination was to go to Holiday Plaza for a short break n shopping before the long journey to Kukup. Here we have our first drama scene whereby Ms Ding did not wan to go to Kukop and the rest of us were all dying to go, so in the end, Ms Ding left us and went away alone to continue shopping while we all left to head to Kukup for our destination point. The whole journey to Kukup was indeed very long, first being that the road sign indicated a few km more to reach but it seems longer than the amount indicated on the signboard, second was that the malaysia driver are hogging the road.
Finally we reached our destination at 5.30pm. Second Drama happen when Mdm Lily decided not to eat where we all was so starstrucked and dunknow wat to do, yet however as many of us was to hungry, Mdm lily said we all carried on without her. Den we proceed to order our food. After ordering the food, we decided to visit the kelong, which cost us 45 ringgit for the whole group, which is super duper cheap. We saw all the villages on the sea and also the fish being rear at the kelong. After the boat trip, we head back to consume our awaited food. The food was kinda fantastic but we have to eat with the houseflies that keep on bothering us while eating. But in the end, we get use to it, and continue eating it. To our surprise the amount of food we order was so much but it only cost us 318 ringgit which is about less than 150 Sing dollars. Now come the third drama, we asked our sleepy nodding steve to drive us back. But that was not the end of our exciting trip. Along the way back, we send Edward's gf home, and Mdm lily forget to take her passport from her, so we make a very long u-turn back. After this incident, we started our smooth journey back to Singapore. The road back home was very dark and scary but everything was fine till we reach the Malaysia custom. My car which is the MVP had nothing happen to us, we proceed smooth to singapore when we receive a call that Steve the second's car driver had an accident. We(the first car ppl) was so shocked now and panic as we do not know wat to do as we had already left the Malaysia custom and is heading to Singapore. We do not really know at happen but we can only go to the Singapore customs and ask for advice. Thanks God that the Singapore customs is good and provide an excellent jobs and we are able to u-turn back to malaysia to helps our beloved sotong Steve. We spend our 2-hour waiting to solve the situation at hand. But in the end, we manage to settle it and all went back home safe and sound.
SO the whole journey to Kukup was fun and yet exciting with all the little drama happening. Hope to enjoy it again. Love Ya Log Br!!!
posted by JoN3d!5oN @ 23:03
Sunday, September 03, 2006
Too Busy for a friend???
One day a teacher asked her students to list the names of the Labels: Inspirations Thoughts
other students in the room on two sheets of paper, leaving a space
between each name.
Then she told them to think of the nicest thing they could say about each of their classmates and write it down.
It took the remainder of the class period to finish their assignment, and as the students left the room, each one handed in the papers.
That Saturday, the teacher wrote down the name of each student
on a separate sheet of paper, and listed what everyone else had
said about that individual.
On Monday she gave each student his or her list.
Before long, the entire class was smiling.
"Really?" she heard whispered. "I never knew that I meant anything to anyone!" and, "I didn't know others liked me so much." were most of the comments.
No one ever mentioned those papers in class again.
She never knew if they discussed them after class with their parents, but it didn't matter. The exercise had accomplished its purpose.
The students were happy with themselves and one another. That group of students moved on. Several years later, one of the students was killed in Vietnam and his teacher attended the funeral of that special student.
She had never seen a serviceman in a military coffin before. He looked so handsome, so mature. The church was packed with his friends.
One by one those who loved him took a last walk by the coffin.
The teacher was the last one to bless the coffin.
As she stood there, one of the soldiers who acted as pallbearer came up to her.
"Were you Mark's math teacher?" he asked. She nodded: "yes."
Then he said: "Mark talked about you a lot."
After the funeral, most of Mark's former classmates went together to a luncheon. Mark's mother and father were there, obviously waiting to speak with his teacher.
"We want to show you something," his father said, taking a wallet out of his pocket. "They found this on Mark when he was killed. We thought you might recognize it."
Opening the billfold, he carefully removed two worn pieces of notebook paper that had obviously been taped, folded and refolded many times.
The teacher knew without looking that the papers were the ones on which she had listed all the good things each of Mark's classmates had said about him.
"Thank you so much for doing that," Mark's mother said. "As you can see, Mark treasured it."
All of Mark's former classmates started to gather around. Charlie smiled rather sheepishly and said, "I still have my list. It's in the top drawer of my desk at home."
Chuck's wife said, "Chuck asked me to put his in our wedding album."
"I have mine too," Marilyn said. "It's in my diary."
Then Vicki, another classmate, reached into her purse and showed her frazzled list to the group. "I carry this with me at all times, " Vicki said and without batting an eyelash, she continued: "I think we all saved our lists."
That's when the teacher finally sat down and cried. She cried for Mark and for all his friends who would never see him again.
The density of people in society is so thick that we forget that life will end one day. And we don't know when that one day will be.
So please, tell the people you love and care for, that they are
special and important.
Tell them, before it is too late...
AND ONE WAY TO ACCOMPLISH THIS IS:
Forward this message on.
If you do not send it, you will have, once again passed up the wonderful opportunity to do something nice and beautiful.
If you've received this, it is because someone cares for you and it means there is probably at least someone for whom you care.
If you're "too busy" to take those few minutes right now to forward this message on, would this be the VERY first time you didn't do that little thing that would make a difference in your relationships?
The more people that you send this to, the better you'll be at reaching out to those you care about.
Remember, you reap what you sow, what you put into the lives of others comes back into your own.
MAY YOUR DAY BE BLESSED AND AS SPECIAL AS YOU ARE!!!
posted by JoN3d!5oN @ 18:25
Saturday, September 02, 2006
How guys xpress their love!!!
When a GUY is quiet and is alone,He's is thinking how good you're, Missyou!!! Labels: Jokes
When a GUY is lying on his bed,He is thinking deeply why he loves you.
When a GUY looks at you in your eyes,He wants to tell you how much he loves you and how important you're.
When a GUY answers "I'm Fine" after awhile,He is not and feels hurts.
When a GUY keep asking you the same question,He is wondering why you are lying.
When a GUY hugs you while sleeping,He is wishing that you belongs to him forever.
When a GUY calls you everyday,He Miss You and wants your attention.
When a GUY wants to see you everyday,He cares for you and want to know how are you today.
When a GUY sms's u everyday,He wants you to know he is fine.
When a GUY says I love you,He really means it.
When a GUY says that he can't live without you,He has made up his mind that you are his future wife.
When a GUY says "I Miss You",He wants to see you immeditely.
posted by JoN3d!5oN @ 06:42
Friday, September 01, 2006
Good Jokes
Girl : Do you love me ? Labels: Jokes
Boy : Yes Dear
Girl : Would you die for me ?
Boy : No, mine is undying love
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1st thief : Oh ! The police is here. Quick! Jump out of the window
2nd thief : But this is the 13th floor.
1st thief : Hurry! this is no time for superstitions.
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Man : How old is your father ?
Boy : As old as me
Man : How can that be ?
Boy : He became a father only when I was born
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Waiter : I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's leg.
Customer : Don't tell me your problems. Give me the menu card.
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Teacher: Desmond, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did u copy his?
Desmond: No, teacher, it's the same dog!
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Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
Son : That's why I say she's no good!
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Manager : Sorry, but I can't give u a job. I don't need much help.
Job Applicant: That's all right. In fact, I'm just the right person in this case. You see, I won't be of much help anyway!
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Teacher: "How do u think Shakespeare wrote such masterpieces?"
College student: "With a pencil, maam, either a 2B or not 2B."
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"Mum, teacher was asking me today if I have any brothers or sisters who will be coming to school."
"That's nice of her to take such an interest, dear. What did she say when u told her u are the only child?"
"She just said, 'Thank goodness!'"
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Teacher: "Where were u born?"
Student: "Singapore, Sir."
Teacher: "Which part?"
Student: "All of me, Sir."
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Teacher: "Chong, u missed school last Friday."
Chong : "You're wrong, Sir."
Teacher: "Wrong, how is that?"
Chong : "I was absent, yes but I certainly didn't miss it!"
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A teacher was asking her class: "What is the difference between 'unlawful' and 'illegal'?" Only
one hand shot up.
"Ok, answer, Joan," said the teacher. "'unlawful' is when u do something the law doesn't allow and 'illegal is a sick eagle."
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Doctor : I have some bad news and some very bad news.
Patient : Well, might as well give me the bad news first.
Doctor : The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24 hours to live.
Patient : 24 hours! That's terrible!! What could be worse? What's the very bad news?
Doctor : I've been trying to reach you since yesterday.
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Patient : I'm in a hospital! Why am I in here?
Doctor : You've had an accident involving a train.
Patient : What happened?
Doctor : Well, I've got some good news and some bad news. Which would you like to hear first?
Patient : Well... The bad news first ...
Doctor : Your legs were injured so badly that we had to amputate both of them.
Patient : That's terrible! What's the good news?
Doctor: There's a guy in the next ward who made a very good offer on your slippers.
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Patient : How much to have this tooth pulled?
Dentist : -90.00.
Patient : -90.00 for just a few minutes work???
Dentist : I can extract it very slowly if you like.
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Teacher : "How come you do not comb your hair?"
Ah Kow : "No comb, Sir."
Teacher : "Use your dad's then."
Ah Kow : "No hair, Sir."
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A boy came home from school with his exam results.
"What did u get?" asked his father.
"My marks are under water," said the boy.
"What do u mean 'under water'?" "They are all below 'C' level
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